#queue drop

[gaydivorcetual]

The meower

[katebeckets]

how to say "I love you" in x-files [165/?] ⤷ 3.05 — “The List”

[longlivethewildernessyet]

C.S. Lewis: oh and yeah, the stars are actually people who are functionally immortal (unless bitten by a witch who's shapeshifted into a snake) and come down to earth for rest periods wherein they look like normal humans and eat fire-berries until they can go be stars again, but they can be banished too and become magicians—

me: hold on

C.S. Lewis: keep up, there are also sea people (not mermaids) who have entire civilisations underwater, with dark purple hair and ivory skin, and they ride giant seahorses, and are very aggressive—

me: wait a second

C.S. Lewis: aren't you listening, because there is also a world underneath Narnia with many different sections, including one where Father Time sleeps until the end of the world, and a world underneath that called Bism where gems live and can be juiced like fruit—

me: just hang on a minute

C.S. Lewis: so you don't want to hear about how a centaur feeds both stomachs?

[braisedhoney]

NOT ALONE.

bonus:

he gets really clingy when the power cuts out. needs to hold hands for a bit while you go adventuring… sigh. someone invest in some solar panels, please?

[vamprisms]

cyclops

[shiftythrifting]

Anon submissions may not work on tumblr anymore, so we have our e-mail inbox open once more for emailing your finds!

[cherrywhite]

"What's your resolution for next yea-" to get more people to listen to the silt verses. Yes, starting with you. Now sit down and grab your headphones we're going to binge all 46 episodes right now

[unsexy-nun-costume]

[sun-and-flames]

Phainon is the type of guy who comes inside of you and immediately pulls out to go down on you if you haven't come yet.

He doesn't care if it's messy, that he tastes his own cum mixed with your fluids, he's gonna push you over the edge with him. He won't have this end with just his own satisfaction.

Careful though, he might get way too much into it and is ready for another round before you know it~

[squuote]

ive done a piano drop joke before and by god ill do it again. piano crashers

[l3v5ha]

#SEVERANCE: [ i'm a busy woman ... ]

[martyryo]

Prettiest girl at the retirement home 🌸

[reisakumaproducer]

has anyone done this yet

[flowersforthemachines]

Useless Veilguard fact of the day: Day 55

Even though most companions can complete most assignments during the final battle in Minrathous as long as they are the Heroes of Veilguard and the faction they are assisting is at 3 stars, some of them will still fail their job regardless of all other circumstances. Those include:

Lucanis will always get Strife killed if he's assigned to assist the Veil Jumpers with the wards

Davrin will always die if sent against the Venatori mage with the Antivan Crows

Lucanis will always die if sent against the juggernaut with the Grey Wardens

All mages will always die if they are left behind to hold the line

If you want to see how everyone fares under different circumstances, check out this post by @/hopearefeatheredthings.

Check out the tag for more useless facts: #useless davg fact of the day!

[cirrus-grey]

Since there are Archives doppelgangers in the Protocol world, that means there were probably Protocol doppelgangers in the Archives world as well.

I want Colin to have been the IT guy at the Magnus Institute who had to deal with all of Not!Sasha's verification errors in S2.

[c4k9]

The fact that Matilda Drops is "the one that got away" and she's from Amsterdam is a lil too real of a comparison to Ally Beardsley's "dutch girl" (as featured on total forgiveness) and I'm gonna fuckin cry if the latex assassin lesbians don't kiss and make up